Anton Szandor LaVey - The Nine Satanic Statements from The Satanic Bible
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual
pipe dreams! Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of
hypocritical self-deceit! Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it
instead of love wasted on ingrates! Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! Satan represents responsibility to the responsible
instead of concern for psychic vampires! Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that
walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual
and intellectual development," has become the most
vicious animal of all! Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all
lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever
had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual
pipe dreams! Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of
hypocritical self-deceit! Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it
instead of love wasted on ingrates! Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! Satan represents responsibility to the responsible
instead of concern for psychic vampires! Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that
walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual
and intellectual development," has become the most
vicious animal of all! Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all
lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever
had, as He has kept it in business all these years!